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- Me ( 6 years old ): cake cake cake !!!!
- Brain : yeah ok
- Me ( 7 years old ): I'll have cake
- Brain : are you sure
- Me ( 8 years old ): eh I don't really want cake but I'll eat it cause it's there
- Brain : this is why your fat
- Me ( 9 years old ): eh cake sure
- Brain : why did you do that for god sakes do you want to be fat forever
- Me ( 10 years old ): I'll have cake
- Brain : I'll make you regret this
- Me ( 11 years old ): no I won't have cake thank you though
- Brain : good now soon you'll be beautiful
- Me ( 12 years old ): no I don't like sweet foods
- Brain : hahah your getting the hang of this
- Me (13 years old): I want cake but I can't eat it
- Brain : why don't you skip dinner too we both know you don't need food
- Me ( 13 years old ): yes i do
- Brain: we will see
- Me (14 years ): nah I'm not hungry I'll make myself dinner later -- never makes dinner
- Brain : told you so do you really need lunch though it's just a waste of time
- Me ( 15 years old ): nah don't worry mum I've already had dinner out with my friends -- hasn't eaten since breakfast
- Brain : good now let's just stop eating all together it just makes you fat you don't want that now do you
- Me ( 15 years old ): that doesn't sound safe
- Brain : don't worry trust me I've gotten you this far
- Me ( 16 years old ): when was the last time I ate ... Last week god I need to extend this fast as long as I can to make up for that mistake
- Brain : you should really eat more
- Me ( 16 years old ): NO! I'll get fat !
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